(Source: sam-bucca)

Anonymous asked:
Ma gf look in da mirror n say ‘am so ugly, tel me a compliment 2 mke me fil bettr’. So I say ‘ur vision iz perfct’. Den she dump me,PLS Y?

haha best one so far!

Anonymous asked:
I hurrrd yew like two eat bananas & look at boyz's daces while yew do dat..., iz dat trueee????

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